Oh God, Dear God!

Who in the world knew writing a speech was so freaking difficult!
It's not so much so the speech-y bit, really.
It's the audience adaptation, the speech goals, the thesis statements. And all to an imaginary audience, no less!
This is so incredibly depressing because, as much research as I've been doing I cannot start with the outlines and whatnot.

In fact, I am so distracted that in the last hour, I've had a yoghurt juice with a smoke, painted my nails and danced with Buttons.
GROAN.

Am in serious need of help right now!
I wish I didn't have to do stupid adaptation plans.
HELLO! WHO AM I ADAPTING IT TO? NO-BLOODY-ONE.
How in the world do I adapt a speech to an audience that doesn't even exist!

MADNESS