It's illegal to preach to Muslims in Singapore. And although I agree with that, and honestly think some Christians (especially those who go round screaming condemnation) ought to shut up, I DO NOT think it warrants non-christians calling them stupid.
Now that, is just unfair.
The cab driver last night decided to chime in with his two hundred dollars worth after he dropped Vicky off. Except, clearly, he wasn't listening properly to our conversation. It was painfully clear that we were Christians. It was also explicitly clear that we were not straight and we were very against Homophobes and the likes of them. (like those damn mean ones who go round calling guys Faggots. seriously, fuck off)
So this bloke starts ranting on about SPGs "serving" (he actually meant like doing housework) white men starkers, gays and transexuals, disgrace to Singaporean women, why don't i know of these weird documentaries on the internet that have been banned! (what's the opposite of name-dropping?Can you do that with unknown shows?), lots of nakedness, stupid christians who got jailed for six-months trying to convert Muslims, I hope I'm not offending you miss, yada yada.
Actually I was quite annoyed after a while, because he started being very mean. Clearly, he thought he was being on my side, he wanted to speak emphatically and what not, but saying,
"GO TO HELL LAH YOU, YOU NO ONE ELSE TO SERVE NAKED MEH?" about women in YOUR OWN COUNTRY was not in the least bit impressive.
He started off our conversation by pointing out some Christians need to mind their own business, stop shoving Jesus around (cos that's what V and i were talking about, not being Holier-than-thou) and then he proceeds to do the same thing!
SO WHAT IF THE GIRLS HERE ARE INTO WHITE MEN?
WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?
YOU YOURSELF POINTED OUT THAT LOCAL GUYS DATE WOMEN FROM CHINA BECAUSE OF HOW BUSY LOCAL WOMEN ARE "ENTERTAINING" WHITE BLOKES. SO EVERYONE'S GETTING LAID RIGHT? NO NEED TO FRET! AIYOHHHH.
Fuck man, then he started going on about this documentary they filmed in clarke quay, and there was this white dude who got picked up and only in the hotel room, did he realize that woman wasn't actualy a woman. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS.
Singaporeans are funny, funny people I say.
Needless to say, he got a bit flustered when he realized (right at the end of the ride) that I was British and nope, not a funny funny Singaporean.
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