I ALWAYS GET THE WEIRD ONES

always.
It's like i'm a freaking magnet or something. It's like I have a sign that says, "IF YOU'RE WEIRD AND STRANGE, COME TALK TO ME."
and if i do, I'll bet Vicky put it on me so she can get free laughs):

So anyway, most of the time, I'm very nice and civil with irritating people.
Like, I just can't find it in myself to be mean. Unfortunately for this poor bloke, I've had enough with irritating, horrible-pigeon-english people.
I think it also had something to do with his msn's PM being:
WHO WAN CUM OUT W ME, I FUCKING BORING

Have a good ol' laugh at our lovely conversation! It is Thursday after all!

Elias			Hi hi
charis vera			hello
charis vera			who're you
Elias			Elias lo hmm from tagged
charis vera			i dont remember you
charis vera			haha
Elias			Lol sad la . Hmm u stay where *2 mins later
Elias			Why no repli
charis vera			because you are fucking boring
Elias			Den come out lo lolx
Elias			Sian sia wan find ppl out also so boring
charis vera			that's nice dear
Elias			Hmm u wanna come out ma
charis vera			no i have papers to grade, sex to have and girls to kiss
Elias			Oh ok bye
yeS!IReALli+WONT+REGRET+loVInG_U			hiya
charis vera			hello
yeS!IReALli+WONT+REGRET+loVInG_U			hws liffe
charis vera			pretty much unchanged since two minutes ago
yeS!IReALli+WONT+REGRET+loVInG_U			lolx
yeS!IReALli+WONT+REGRET+loVInG_U			haha
yeS!IReALli+WONT+REGRET+loVInG_U			great sense of humour
charis vera			my students tell me that too after I fail them.
yeS!IReALli+WONT+REGRET+loVInG_U			u r a teacher or ?
charis vera			no i am a random homeless begger who has imaginary students that take exams (for which i fail them)
yeS!IReALli+WONT+REGRET+loVInG_U			siao
charis vera			clearly, and you shouldn't talk to crazy people
charis vera			yay you!
charis vera			i must go shout at my imaginary students now,
charis vera			bye bye love!