In my gmail inbox today, was something from Tony Romas.

Being a member, they sent me an email about a special someone's birthday coming up, and attached a voucher for a birthday discount.
I clicked on it, a tad bit blur.
Guess i sort of forgot that part of being a member got you to note down a couple of Special Someones' birthdays.

I racked my brains, figuring out who I could possibly have put down-
Mommy's birthday isn't for another three months, and this one stated that it was for the month of July.

Then I remembered who's name I'd written down,
all smiley and lip-biting:
Alastair's.