Old lady, yelling: Well, you do whatever you want, you just keep it away from me! I'm with the Lord. I've got the love of Christ in my heart, you fucking faggot!
THIS IS WHAT GOT ME CHUCKLING TO MYSELF.
Smoking man to another: I've heard being pregnant is really bad for your health.
Large black woman: An' I been tellin' him I got all these ideas for t-shirts... Like one for a pregnant lady that says "Congratulations, you're not the daddy!"
this last one above, could honestly work on a tee. damn, i ought to get it printed or something:D
Little boy, throwing tantrum in the street: Dad, my feet hurt. I can't walk anymore!
Dad: Yeah, well, my testicles hurt. Come on!
Reader Poll: Should Meth Be Required for Tourists?13-year-old brunette to tourists: Argh! Move!
13-year-old redhead: These people need to learn the ethics of jaywalking.
yeah they probably should make it a requirement. It'd make more sense in any case, you get to enjoy New York more!
Peace out y'all