"I had a bad dream last night"
"You mistake me for someone who gives a hoot, love"
"But, you're someone I can talk to."
"Please don't cry. I hate it when you cry."
"I'm not! I just. Well, it's not like I can force you to listen to me, that'd be unfair."
"Exactly. Besides, you're not the only one with problems."
Besides, your life is a lot better than you make it out to be sometimes.
Really, you don't need us to keep telling you that, do you?