Ms Uber Geek

i randomly missed bird like incredibly.
and then i read about how much she was missed on vee's blog too.
That's how much she's been missing from our lives. hmmmm.

okay i'm gonna go visit you and send a swarm of your small smelly fans screaming your name into the back of the shop.
hurr.

I have officially finished the first draft of my first assignment!
In i-am-too-slow-to-unnersand-charese's-cheem-engrand-terms,
it basically means that all i've to do now, is tidy up the three essays i've written for my first assignment, type it out and
TA DA
submit it to a professor way over there who's pretty much no more than an imaginary figure to me right now.

You guys are sooooo not gonna believe this.
It is so incredibly hilarious, the mere idea, let alone the realization that-
(piece this together yourselves)

1) Well i turned up for orientation today. late as usual but then, guess what.
I WAS FIRST.

2) Out of ten students, only three decided to turn up. And we've all figured by now that only the uber geeks bother to show up.
And gee, did i mention that I was first?

3) FINALLY.
I AM THE ONLY PERSON (out of the group of three elite-geeks as i will now call us) WHO HAS ACTUALLY STARTED ON ASSIGNMENTS.

Is this absolutely unbelievable or what?

The girl beside me, who's from Malaysia, talked in a way that made me cringe, made small talk with me and in the end asked me for my number (I've never understood the whole, let's swap numbers even though we've only known each other for a quarter of a second thing),
she admitted that she hadn't even logged into the portal!
She dutifully took down notes that were already printed out and hasn't even been to SEE what she's setting herself up for.

The other lady was all like, i'm taking a diploma but nehnee nehnee poopoo, hasn't started on her assignments either.

And not only have i STARTED, i'm about 50 metres away from FINISHING my first assignment.
BOOOYAAA
I AM UBER GEEK AND I WILL FOREVER REIGN. muahahahahahahahaha.

And did you know what I did, IMMEDIATELY after the talk/orientation/familiarization/ whateveration?
I WENT TO COFFEE BEAN AND STUDIED!
gaaaaasp!
You guys should all go buy your lottery tickets like right now because, any second now, the moon will turn blue and LOOK! DID YOU SEE THAT?
A PIG JUST FLEW PAST YOUR HEAD!

yepyepyep
and Ms Uber Geek mugmugmugged until Enqing came and sat down and talked about how he was talking to trees and seeing flying cars because the world must be upside down considering that I've gotten the study-bug.

I THINK BEE SOUNDS CUTE (it really really really does! And so does the whole idea of you in a funky black and white costume pretending to be a suicide bomber by stinging people!)

Okay, so Bee and I eventually moved off and went for supper AFTERWHICH
we saw theeeeeee cutest mini schnauzers! OMGOMG. FREAKING IN LOOOOOVE!
You probably know how i'm very much a cat person. But i was so taken with the little gasp-like pants and tiny tongue and and and, the way she put her dinky paws up and looked out of such adorable eyes!
More walking later, we saw a kitten! (Gosh, today must be animal dayyyy)
Well she wasn't a kitten, but not far off either.
She was tiny though. Tiny, as in, very small due to lack of food and TLC and of course, suffering majorly from TEOTCC.
Which everyone knows means, The Emptiness Of The Cutest Charis which is of utmost importance to any living creature (can you tell i'm like insanely hyped up today?).
Anyway, I picked her up and we kind of got a bit attached to each other for a while, though eventually i put her down and walked awayyyy.

):

I WANT A KITTY AND A MINI SCHNAUZER!

SO
considering how i was very aware that my Thursday is coming (and don't i love thursdays!),
i had to major cravings-

1) Go out and drink lots and enjoy the beach breeze
OR
2) Go out and study late

Clearly, I chose the latter today.

I've been dreaming of my gorgeous Aldo shoes.
So pretty and perfect and beautiful.
I swear, i've been dreaming of them. It's so real that i can feel myself fitting my foot in.
This is insane. I'm going to get it!
N-A-O!

well, not literally.
Okay.
My energy's somewhat drained now dearies.
Time for me to crawl into bed and shreeeep.

Aldo shooooosieees for my feeeeeeeties!