Let's play a game.

It's called fire truck, he told me.

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You start. Three pair.

My turn, three pair.

Five pair. My turn, five pair. 

Yours, seven pair. I throw in two eights.

Then,

Double aces. 

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Red light. Red light!

Oh wait, fire trucks don't stop for red lights. Oops. 

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Pass. 

No? Okay, four pair. My turn, four pair.

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Let's play a game. 

It's called, "Guess where next?"

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Two kings.

Wait. Stop, it's not like that. 

In this game, we keep going. Keep taking back the used cards and reshuffling them and drawing a card with each pass. 

But how about...

Not going? Here's a six. 

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Wrong again baby, now you're just going to have to wait longer.

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Pass.

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Ask.

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Here's a Six house.

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I can't hear you. 

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Um.

Pass,

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Okay, next guess. 

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 I'm waiting to play a five-card.

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Wrong again.

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"Then I'll play you pairs."