Sunday, May 24, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY

"What happened there man?"
"Oh, I'm a cutter." I say, matter-of-factly.
A third person looks up from cutting shapes out of construction paper.
"Professionally?" She asks, unsure of what we're talking about.
"Yep. Everytime they do a wrist-slashing scene in movies, they always use me."

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