Hello, Turd

a. list seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
b. tag seven people to do the same.
c. do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it".

1. I'm really anal about what i wear and can't stand my bra and knickers not matching when i leave my house.
2. I always have two or more accessories/ items/ shit on me that are the same colour.
ie; brown eyeshadow, brown lipstick, shoes in a certain shade of brown
3. I am a Coffee Bean bitch though i do love Starbucks too.
4. I love my alone time, but get this; I can have alone time with people.
5. I often fight the urge to tell people that it is ESPECIALLY because they're dressed all yellow, with polka dot undies and wearing golden, plastic-gem infested shoes that they don't match.
6. Sometimes I feel like falling in love again is impossible and if it were, it'd be with a girl or a gay guy
7. I hate starting sentences with "I", and am annoyed right now cos that's what i've done for the last six sentences.

1. Bird
2. Mommy
3. Janice (even though i dont know her blog add and can't read it)
4. Enqing (should he ever see the world again)
5. Victor
6. Twin
7. Paddy

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Your bestfriend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
I'm not my best friend's best friend because we're all too lazy to categorize our friends.
IF any of them got pregnant -
Are you ready to keep the kid? Cos whatever you do, don't abort it. That'll be your next mistake.
Yeah okay, i'll adopt your kid before you flush it don't the toilet.

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Sunday i guess. He's a retard

Congratulations. You just had a son. What's his name?
Xander (don't know about Zachary anymore)

Congratulations. You just had a daughter. What's her name?
1. Jemima Elizabeth
2. Julianne
3. Maxinne (tentative. Very)

What are you craving right now?
besides sleep, friends and love, um. sleep

What was the last thing you almost cried about?
Almost cried? The idea that person A caring about me was completely unreal and was just an addiction to life-drama.

When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Keep it, unless i'm in a rush/ the person was really nice

What is the last voice mail you received about?
rarely check it

Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Blind rage, causing me to blank out almost completely

Are you looking forward to next year?
Well i'm looking forward to this year. And well yes, the next too i guess.
UNIVERSITY!

Are you happy right now?
peachy

Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, but i think i told Janice that once.
hahahahahahaha

Which do you prefer? Dark or light jeans?
Dark. or whatever doesn't make me look like a dying gasping muffin

What was the last movie you watched at home?
Before Sunrise

Are you able to make friends with all types of races?
Definitely. Unless Stupid is a race, but oh guess what, i'm friends with some of em too.

What is in your pocket?
lighter, cigarette case and keys

Where are you hurt?
My inner arm, right below the bend.
Which consequently has resulted in my left upper arm aching, as well as the right side of my neck

Why?
because rage can blind you and cause random injuries to you.
and um, cos i have to keep my left arm bent and can't straighten it (aching upper arm and neck)

When is your birthday?
March 17th

What is something great that happened today?
Got to talk with Victor

What are you looking forward to after today?
The day i remove my stitches i suppose

What are you going to do after this?
bathe and sleep

Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
No. The older generation already has problems pronouncing my name

Do you ever fantasize about dirty things?
Define dirty.

Do you hate people?
Nope.
I get really annoyed that it's funny, or bitch and wrap it up by saying "But i mean, she/he's really nice." Cos at the end of the day that's true

Do you ever sleep with a light on?
With lighted candles or when i fall asleep studying

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
six and a half

What do you wear to sleep?
Shirt and knickers

Do you swear at your parents?
i have before, but other than the one-off for each, no

Do they ever swear at you?
Not regularly

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Actually No

Are you thinking of someone now?
Does worrying count?
Enqing, who's been getting by with minimal sleep and an ever-dying phone. haha

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Now that you've actually read all that crap,
you don't really need to hear about my day.
I'm as tired as you are and my body is screwing up on me.
My arm aches (like i mentioned) from keeping my l ower arm bent, and i don't have a cast. And i am desperate for my bed right now.

I'm also missing people like Vee and Ann a whole lot but they seem so incredibly busy and out of reach these days.
They go out though- with each other-
and i feel rather disconnected from the world.

I need to hold auditions for a hot guy soon,
as well as find a hot girl to act as a newscaster.

Audition Call:
I need a HOT goodlooking guy for a short film.
Experience not required, though it'll be a plus point.
Call or email me if you're interested, want more details, or wanna sabo your friend.
I don't mind as long as you don't waste my time by sending me someone who is clearly, by your standards, not hot.

I also need a pretty face to act as a newscaster for a stage play i'm involved in.
However, she will be filmed beforehand and so, is only needed for a single evening of shooting.

These are for separate events, both non-paying jobs.
If you're just looking to bulk up your resume, this is a good one.
Email me, text me, whatever


i am fucking knackered and feel like a fucking turd.