because the voices in my head told me to

I am a slug and don't I know it.
Clearly, am wayyyy too lazy to do that whole rant and rave session.

In fact, I'm too lazy to go to my aunt's wedding tonight.
gruntgruntgrumble.

I'll see how I feel after taking a dump.
They tell me it's the latest thing to do, you know.

V: OMG, IS THAT SHIT GONNA EXPLODE IN OUR FACES?
me: WHY DON'T YOU LEAN FORWARD AND SEE!

I like memories, they make me sappy happy:D

Gosh D, I miss you!
I will sit in the middle of my room now and pretend to magically appear in australia!